There's a NEW spider takedown strategy!!!!! ( READ MORE INSIDE )
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- MrReas
- Archmage
That's 5 exclamation points in the title, so you KNOW this is legit!
As has been recently discussed, spiders are bad dudes, samuel l. jackson reciting bible scripture bad, but think of this new strategy as the wolf coming to clean up the mess that's been made.
EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT SPIDERS IS WRONG!!!!!
Can't hit them on the ground because you're healing them?
Can't sit in the "red sand" because its draining you of health and keeping the spiders health from going down?
Well guess what, you can do both of those things, while still also waiting for the last hit and never casting until then.
With the low, introductory price of $9.99, you can get your hands on a copy of my all new spider strategy guide.
Let me explain why MY guide, is the guide for YOU:
- I was the first player on SC to earn the red spider sigil
- I, along with other highly qualified mages, helped develop the strategy you know and love today
- I'm just a good guy and will never lead you astray. I mean look at my orb, tell me you don't trust that smile.
Please send cash or money order to:
Bernie Madoff
Butner Low FCI
P.O. BOX 999
Butner, NC 27509
Are you tired of people yelling at you because they think they know what's best? Well, if so, purchase my guide and show those naysayers what you're made of!
Remember:
- You CAN hit the spider while it's on the ground!
- You CAN stay in the yellow circle while it drains your health! (ARIA OF LIGHT, DUH!)
- And you CAN solo one, you just like to share, blame kindergarten (if you passed)
I CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU!
As has been recently discussed, spiders are bad dudes, samuel l. jackson reciting bible scripture bad, but think of this new strategy as the wolf coming to clean up the mess that's been made.
EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT SPIDERS IS WRONG!!!!!
Can't hit them on the ground because you're healing them?
Can't sit in the "red sand" because its draining you of health and keeping the spiders health from going down?
Well guess what, you can do both of those things, while still also waiting for the last hit and never casting until then.
With the low, introductory price of $9.99, you can get your hands on a copy of my all new spider strategy guide.
Let me explain why MY guide, is the guide for YOU:
- I was the first player on SC to earn the red spider sigil
- I, along with other highly qualified mages, helped develop the strategy you know and love today
- I'm just a good guy and will never lead you astray. I mean look at my orb, tell me you don't trust that smile.
Please send cash or money order to:
Bernie Madoff
Butner Low FCI
P.O. BOX 999
Butner, NC 27509
Are you tired of people yelling at you because they think they know what's best? Well, if so, purchase my guide and show those naysayers what you're made of!
Remember:
- You CAN hit the spider while it's on the ground!
- You CAN stay in the yellow circle while it drains your health! (ARIA OF LIGHT, DUH!)
- And you CAN solo one, you just like to share, blame kindergarten (if you passed)
I CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU!
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- Sakalav
- Seeker
MrReas
Act NOW and receive a FREE T-Shirt ( by special request )
*Sakalav serves MrReas another shot of tequila. free on the house*
==> I win the free shirt, YAY !!!!!
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- Dualanpa
- Enlightened
Wow! You must be rich by now, as I've seen many people followed your guide religiously. LMAO.
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- Biskit
- Archmage
i sent no money cuz ive been telling ppl this for the past week. i shared this awesome and useful info DAYS ago ! im such a teamplayer i didnt ask for money !
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- KayDee
- Awakened
I can't believe I never came across this yet. The horror, I have CLEARLY been doing everything wrong all this time!
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- Dayshou
- Archmage
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- KayDee
- Awakened
Dayshou
Customers Who Bought The NEW Spider Takedown Strategy Also Bought
-10 Easy Ways to Get 1000 Mana Potions
-Realm Intruders: A Guide to Prevent the Enemy from Raiding You!
-Inside Grey Area: A Look at What's to Come Next in Shadow Cities
-The Super Secret ABC/AHC Turnoff Switch and Where It's Located
-The BETTER Spirit-iary: Better Than That "Other" Spirit-iary
-Leveling 2.0: Going All The Way to Level 50!
-The Guide To Being Awesome: If You Don't Have 2,500 Friends, You Must Buy!!!
*gasp* I never received this. It must have gotten lost in the mail. I demand a resend!
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- MrReas
- Archmage
Sorry, no refunds, returns or resends. Talk to your postman, they may be playing SC too and now know much more than you