Dear Shadow Citizens.

This message is to inform you that all of my alt-accounts (except this one) were deleted by Grey Area. I am very sad, and wish to congratulate you on your awesome victory!

I am troubled that you will no longer have anything to whine about, so I have created 17 new alts based upon Jim Henson's Muppets. I have also created 9 alts based upon the characters from the super funny and awesome animated series The Simpsons.

I plan to only use these characters in a manner consistent with your code of ethics. I appreciate your tolerance of my less than stellar behavior.

By the way, I am learning how to read because of your comments. I even plan to get my grade 10 this year and win Lucy back.

Please let me know if the A-Team is cooler than Sons of Anarchy. I'm not sure which series to base my next group of alts on.

snowpupgirl
Just don't pave your driveway with illicit drugs. Could cause problems.

Only if Cyrus finds out.

Clearly Sons of Anarchy, if you are going for quantity. The A-Team had only 4 main characters, and several smaller ones; Sons has a whole gaggle of characters to choose from. Sadly for you, I've reserved most of their names already. But, I've left you HalfSack; have at it, my good man!